darwin award that i call: EVIL BITCHERS i mean butchers (honest mistake)
Three men wielding knives tried to rob a slaughterhouse. But when it comes to hand to hand combat with sharp blades, butchers working in a slaughterhouse are more than a match for your average thief. They stabbed two of the intruders to death. The third man escaped from the angry butchers and fled in his car.
Police soon spotted him, and after a brief car chase, the would-be thief pulled over and leapt from his vehicle. But instead of fleeing into the underbrush, he tried to dodge heavy traffic and escape across the highway. Perhaps he thought that threatening butchers with knives was not a sufficient demonstration of his intelligence.

Within seconds, the natural justice system meted out his punishment in the form of a large truck, which struck and killed him

darwin award that i call: learn to fly dumbass
At work, Manoel Messias Batista Coelho was responsible for cleaning out the storage tanks of gasoline tanker trucks. He had been employed in that capacity for two months when he ran afoul of fuel.
The 35-year-old began to fill a tanker with water, a standard safety procedure that forces flammable vapor out of the container. He returned an hour later to check whether the water level was high enough to proceed. But he had trouble deciding, because it was so DARK inside the tanker.

A resourceful employee, Manoel forgot the very reason why he was filling the tank with water when he lit a cigarette lighter to shed some light on the situation. His little test successfully determined that the water level was NOT yet high enough for safety. The vapor explosion launched him through the air, and he landed in the company parking lot 100 meters away.

Manoel suffered severe burns, blunt force trauma, and an injury to the head that exposed his brain. Our witless car washer had learned his terminal lesson in safety by the time the firemen arrived.
HAHAHHA THAT REALLY HAPPEND THATS SO FUNNY

Darwin award: Slow learners
Derek, 21, was driving to the courthouse to face charges of reckless unliscensed driving, speeding, and failure to wear seatbelts, when he lost control of his speeding vehicle. The Hyundai crossed the median of interstate 64 and collided with a truck pulling a flatbed trailer carrying 2 cars. As luck woulkd have it, dumbass Derek had again chosen not to wear his frikin seatbelt. He was ejected from the front windshield of the car and died...................... THIS IS TRUE SO THATS Y ITS FUNNY......... YET SAD.......... BUT MOSTLY FUNNY

Hey guys
i used to only putting in stupid remarks, now if u have anyn dujmb storys email them to me at steventhebeaven@aol.com cuz i think dumb storys r funnyer then text.......... i update my site about 3-6 times a week so email dumb things to me as soon as possible. I will have a new extension to my website that is from the Darwin Awards book.................. i need their permmission before i oput it on my siter so it might take a while

sorrel (my man kegans sistyer)
BrandonND20 (11:47:59 PM): hey
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:48:10 PM): hey whoz this
BrandonND20 (11:48:15 PM): dis be keegan
BrandonND20 (11:48:20 PM): kegan*
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:48:40 PM): no its not
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:48:43 PM): whoz sn u on
BrandonND20 (11:49:32 PM): im on a friemds sn
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:49:44 PM): oo ok
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:49:55 PM): wut u want
BrandonND20 (11:50:03 PM): notta
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:50:09 PM): this cant be kegan cuz he doesnt know any1 named brandon
BrandonND20 (11:50:13 PM): but what is a queef
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:50:25 PM): idk y
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:50:49 PM): no but whoz this n whoz sn
BrandonND20 (11:51:17 PM): this is kegan on brandans sn
BrandonND20 (11:51:27 PM): the name of the sn dumbass
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:51:29 PM): brandon who
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:51:35 PM): srry
BrandonND20 (11:51:36 PM): bunghole
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:51:42 PM): wut
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:51:53 PM): is it brandon derk
BrandonND20 (11:52:01 PM): ea
BrandonND20 (11:52:04 PM): yea
BrandonND20 (11:52:07 PM): how u kno
BrandonND20 (11:52:16 PM): hes scared t
BrandonND20 (11:52:49 PM): hey r u goin to takl
BrandonND20 (11:52:51 PM): talk
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:52:57 PM): wut
BrandonND20 (11:53:02 PM): how do u know me
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:53:05 PM): y u even talk i nto me kegan
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:53:08 PM): who
BrandonND20 (11:53:12 PM): brandon
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:53:12 PM): ur my bro
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:53:22 PM): oo no ur not
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:53:31 PM): ur brandon derk rite
BrandonND20 (11:53:32 PM): this is brandon right now how do u know ne
BrandonND20 (11:53:33 PM): yes
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:53:46 PM): cuz i go to skool with u
BrandonND20 (11:53:55 PM): but i dont kno u
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:54:41 PM): ok
BrandonND20 (11:54:42 PM): hey sista do u have any pics brandon wants to c u
BrandonND20 (11:54:48 PM): he mite wanna hook up
BrandonND20 (11:54:54 PM): jj
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:54:56 PM): um no
BrandonND20 (11:55:06 PM): umm yea
BrandonND20 (11:55:11 PM): ok
BrandonND20 (11:55:12 PM): ok
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:55:54 PM): tell him i never talked ta him but seen him in the hall cuz he used to go out with katlin allen n we used to be friends
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:56:01 PM): we kinda still r
BrandonND20 (11:56:05 PM): ohh ic
BrandonND20 (11:56:13 PM): he thinks shes a bitch noa
BrandonND20 (11:56:26 PM): bioatch
BrandonND20 (11:56:38 PM): biaotch
BrandonND20 (11:56:42 PM): now
BrandonND20 (11:56:47 PM): u got that
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:56:55 PM): ah thast not nice
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:57:01 PM): shes sweet
BrandonND20 (11:57:02 PM): yes
BrandonND20 (11:57:04 PM): haha
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:57:08 PM): wut
BrandonND20 (11:57:12 PM): in a bitch from hell sorta way
BrandonND20 (11:57:19 PM): grand
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:57:31 PM): kegan y u talkin to me
BrandonND20 (11:57:38 PM): i like u
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:57:44 PM): riiite
BrandonND20 (11:58:00 PM): ya i kno im been smokin somethin
BrandonND20 (11:58:05 PM): just joshin
BrandonND20 (11:58:16 PM): who r u friends with
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:58:26 PM): me
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:58:29 PM): brb
BrandonND20 (11:58:39 PM): u only have 1 friend?
BrandonND20 (11:58:41 PM): and its urself/
BrandonND20 (11:58:43 PM): what a dumbass
ShRtNsExXy14 (11:58:49 PM): omg no
BrandonND20 (11:59:09 PM): well u said me and brb do u have to think about it or call them to make sure
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BrandonND20 (12:00:33 AM): r u back yet
BrandonND20 (12:01:39 AM): hey talk to beaver
BrandonND20 (12:01:43 AM): the pimp
BrandonND20 (12:01:44 AM): jew
BrandonND20 (12:01:48 AM): and im hmo
BrandonND20 (12:02:03 AM): so biaotch
BrandonND20 (12:02:06 AM): bac off
BrandonND20 (12:02:22 AM): r u havin a convo withg ur only friend or somethin/
BrandonND20 (12:02:25 AM): g
BrandonND20 (12:02:41 AM): john farted for u
BrandonND20 (12:02:51 AM): he wants u to smell it
BrandonND20 (12:02:56 AM): jon repka thinks ur hot
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:03:03 AM): umm no
BrandonND20 (12:03:03 AM): jkjkjkjkjkjk
BrandonND20 (12:03:15 AM): and brandon want so fuck u
BrandonND20 (12:03:22 AM): god kegans dumb
BrandonND20 (12:03:31 AM): no i dont
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:03:37 AM): omg who ever is sayin that needs ta shut the fuck up
BrandonND20 (12:04:11 AM): its kegan
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:04:13 AM): whoz this
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:04:23 AM): ya kegan shut the fuck up
BrandonND20 (12:04:30 AM): hes playin around
BrandonND20 (12:04:34 AM): this is brandon now
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:04:46 AM): omg im so confused
BrandonND20 (12:05:34 AM): its brandon now
BrandonND20 (12:05:36 AM): ok?
BrandonND20 (12:05:48 AM): now its kegan
BrandonND20 (12:05:53 AM): no wait its brandon
BrandonND20 (12:05:58 AM): wait nnow john
BrandonND20 (12:06:05 AM): now its brandon
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:06:20 AM): whoz all at stevens house
BrandonND20 (12:06:36 AM): steven had kegan
BrandonND20 (12:06:37 AM): jon had me
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:06:43 AM): oo
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:06:49 AM): sounds, lik fun
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:06:50 AM): lol
BrandonND20 (12:06:51 AM): and now we r talkin to u
BrandonND20 (12:06:58 AM): ohh yea
BrandonND20 (12:07:02 AM): and jon wants u
BrandonND20 (12:07:15 AM): we gtg call our cell phone
BrandonND20 (12:07:19 AM): 450-6892
BrandonND20 (12:07:24 AM): its bramdons
BrandonND20 (12:07:31 AM): branons
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:07:35 AM): no im not callin ya guyz
BrandonND20 (12:07:41 AM): y u scared
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:07:46 AM): kegan n steven can call me
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:07:49 AM): ya
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:07:54 AM): lol no
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:07:57 AM): im jus tired
BrandonND20 (12:07:57 AM): well ur online
BrandonND20 (12:08:03 AM): dipshit
BrandonND20 (12:08:14 AM): think bout it i kno its hard but u can
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:08:16 AM): whoz called me that
BrandonND20 (12:08:19 AM): me
BrandonND20 (12:08:21 AM): ur bro
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:08:32 AM): kegan y they want me to call
BrandonND20 (12:08:39 AM): u can kick the shit out a me tommorw
BrandonND20 (12:08:51 AM): ok
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:08:54 AM): ya
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:09:02 AM): u comin home at 1 rite
BrandonND20 (12:09:03 AM): cuzz we want to talk to some1
BrandonND20 (12:09:05 AM): yea
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:09:14 AM): call me if u wana
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:09:18 AM): talk*
BrandonND20 (12:09:20 AM): no call me
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:09:27 AM): i cant dail
BrandonND20 (12:09:30 AM): 4506892
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:09:37 AM): i cant dial
BrandonND20 (12:09:41 AM): dumbass blonde
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:09:52 AM): yup thats me
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:09:59 AM): hav steven call me
BrandonND20 (12:10:04 AM): ur supposed to say im not a blonde
BrandonND20 (12:10:09 AM): dipshit
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:10:15 AM): oo im not a blonde
ShRtNsExXy14 (12:10:16 AM): lol
BrandonND20 (12:10:26 AM): ok lets try again dunbass bloinde
BrandonND20 (12:10:34 AM): ok were leaving if u wann call the cell bye

this isnt that funny gbut its said........ this is really a sixth grade guy.... he is in the text bellow this too
PMOhioChick18 (6:10:41 PM): hey there sexy
Blingblingjew6 (6:10:45 PM): lol
PMOhioChick18 (6:11:20 PM): wanna fuck


HAH WHAY A QUEER

another website like mine from my friend kyle (i helped him make it and i think mines better but check it out k? after u do mine
http://jknoxville91.tripod.com/stupidconvos

HILARIOUS AGFAINST PAUL (blingblingjew6 is me)
Blingblingjew6 (5:29:23 PM): hey
IUfan1547 (5:29:38 PM): whos this
Blingblingjew6 (5:29:44 PM): lindsay
IUfan1547 (5:29:49 PM): o, hey
Blingblingjew6 (5:30:15 PM): hey
IUfan1547 (5:30:20 PM): how ya doin
Blingblingjew6 (5:30:30 PM): so wahtsup
Blingblingjew6 (5:30:32 PM): im fine
IUfan1547 (5:30:48 PM): nothin
Blingblingjew6 (5:30:50 PM): do u sitll like me?
IUfan1547 (5:30:53 PM): yeah
Blingblingjew6 (5:31:02 PM): oh well i like 2 other guys
IUfan1547 (5:31:11 PM): okay, cool
Blingblingjew6 (5:31:16 PM): do u wannah no who
IUfan1547 (5:31:21 PM): sure
Blingblingjew6 (5:31:23 PM): 1 starts with a p
Blingblingjew6 (5:31:25 PM): i mean s
Blingblingjew6 (5:31:44 PM): and one starts with b
Blingblingjew6 (5:31:46 PM): guess?
IUfan1547 (5:32:04 PM): i dont know
IUfan1547 (5:32:16 PM): s and b
Blingblingjew6 (5:32:21 PM): yeah
IUfan1547 (5:32:24 PM): b=ben madelbaum
IUfan1547 (5:32:27 PM): or hazen
Blingblingjew6 (5:32:31 PM): no hazen
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IUfan1547 (5:32:47 PM): okay
Blingblingjew6 (5:32:49 PM): it is steven repka and ben mandelbaum
IUfan1547 (5:32:55 PM): okay
Blingblingjew6 (5:33:04 PM): r u mad im sry i just........ am not into u
IUfan1547 (5:33:10 PM): lol
Blingblingjew6 (5:33:15 PM): waht
Blingblingjew6 (5:33:25 PM): u just arent my time so u can change your icon k?
Blingblingjew6 (5:33:45 PM): ok??????????????????????????????????//
Blingblingjew6 (5:33:54 PM): paul
IUfan1547 (5:33:59 PM): yeah
Blingblingjew6 (5:34:00 PM): i love u more then them though!
IUfan1547 (5:34:13 PM): okay
IUfan1547 (5:34:15 PM): than
IUfan1547 (5:34:15 PM): x
Blingblingjew6 (5:34:15 PM): im just pullen your leg
IUfan1547 (5:34:21 PM): cool
Blingblingjew6 (5:34:28 PM): will u go out with me?
IUfan1547 (5:34:32 PM): yeah
IUfan1547 (5:34:34 PM): !
IUfan1547 (5:34:36 PM): !!

IUfan1547 (5:34:37 PM): lol
IUfan1547 (5:34:44 PM): !!!
IUfan1547 (5:34:45 PM): yes
Blingblingjew6 (5:34:53 PM): i love u
IUfan1547 (5:34:56 PM): okay
Blingblingjew6 (5:34:57 PM): :-*
IUfan1547 (5:35:00 PM): r u joking
Blingblingjew6 (5:35:06 PM): no
IUfan1547 (5:35:07 PM): okay
IUfan1547 (5:35:15 PM): !!!!!!!!!!!
Blingblingjew6 (5:35:18 PM): im drawing my line of effection at kissing k?
IUfan1547 (5:35:23 PM): lol
Blingblingjew6 (5:35:26 PM): ?
Blingblingjew6 (5:35:27 PM): im seirous
IUfan1547 (5:35:30 PM): i kno
Blingblingjew6 (5:35:31 PM): we can only kiss
Blingblingjew6 (5:35:33 PM): no more
Blingblingjew6 (5:35:50 PM): would u b comfortable kissing?
Blingblingjew6 (5:35:55 PM): dont tell neone though ok?
Blingblingjew6 (5:35:58 PM): that were going out
Blingblingjew6 (5:36:31 PM): so
IUfan1547 (5:36:31 PM): i dont want to kiss
IUfan1547 (5:36:35 PM): but sure
IUfan1547 (5:36:46 PM): is this really lindsay
Blingblingjew6 (5:36:51 PM): yeah
Blingblingjew6 (5:36:53 PM): of course
IUfan1547 (5:36:54 PM): okay
IUfan1547 (5:36:57 PM): okay
Blingblingjew6 (5:36:57 PM): dude
Blingblingjew6 (5:37:02 PM): y dont u want to kiss?
IUfan1547 (5:37:09 PM): because
IUfan1547 (5:37:12 PM): i dont want to
Blingblingjew6 (5:37:26 PM): pussy
Blingblingjew6 (5:37:34 PM): lkol
Blingblingjew6 (5:37:39 PM): i cant believe i said that!
IUfan1547 (5:37:41 PM): that wasn't nice
Blingblingjew6 (5:37:54 PM): acvn we hug
Blingblingjew6 (5:37:55 PM): ?

IUfan1547 (5:38:14 PM): i dk
Blingblingjew6 (5:38:27 PM): can we kiss over the internet?
IUfan1547 (5:38:37 PM): i dk
Blingblingjew6 (5:38:47 PM): plz
IUfan1547 (5:39:02 PM): i g2g bye
IUfan1547 (5:39:05 PM): my dad
IUfan1547 (5:39:09 PM): needs to do somethin g
IUfan1547 (5:39:13 PM): get on later tonigh
Blingblingjew6 (5:39:17 PM): no
Blingblingjew6 (5:39:19 PM): pull
IUfan1547 (5:39:20 PM): around 730
IUfan1547 (5:39:23 PM): plz
Blingblingjew6 (5:39:24 PM): I HOPE U LIKED IT

Blingblingjew6 (5:39:28 PM): CUZ THIS IS STEVEN!
Blingblingjew6 (5:39:31 PM): lolololol
IUfan1547 (5:39:38 PM): i kno
IUfan1547 (5:39:43 PM): i knew it wasn' her
Blingblingjew6 (5:39:44 PM): im kidding dude
Blingblingjew6 (5:39:48 PM): this is lindsay
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IUfan1547 (5:39:54 PM): okay, stop
Blingblingjew6 (5:40:08 PM): im seirous!

Blingblingjew6 (5:40:16 PM): dude believe me
IUfan1547 (5:40:23 PM): she doesn't say dude
Blingblingjew6 (5:40:29 PM): yeah i do!
IUfan1547 (5:40:34 PM): okay
Blingblingjew6 (5:40:35 PM): i do at hebrew all the time
IUfan1547 (5:40:35 PM): sry
Blingblingjew6 (5:40:38 PM): thank u
IUfan1547 (5:40:41 PM): okay
Blingblingjew6 (5:41:09 PM): i wanna hug at skool k and l et everyone no u said yes ive been planning this forever
Blingblingjew6 (5:41:46 PM): so will u?
IUfan1547 (5:41:53 PM): not hug
Blingblingjew6 (5:41:55 PM): y
IUfan1547 (5:41:57 PM): well....
Blingblingjew6 (5:41:58 PM): hjold hands?
IUfan1547 (5:41:59 PM): i dk
Blingblingjew6 (5:42:12 PM): well then
Blingblingjew6 (5:42:18 PM): i dont wanna go outmwith a pussy
IUfan1547 (5:42:27 PM): OKAY
IUfan1547 (5:42:32 PM): sry for the caps
Blingblingjew6 (5:42:39 PM): so its over
IUfan1547 (5:42:42 PM): no
Blingblingjew6 (5:42:43 PM): or r we hugging?
IUfan1547 (5:42:47 PM): hugging
Blingblingjew6 (5:43:15 PM): yay
Blingblingjew6 (5:43:16 PM): thanksd
Blingblingjew6 (5:43:24 PM): kissing at a movie in a month mayby
Blingblingjew6 (5:43:44 PM): mayb k?
IUfan1547 (5:43:57 PM): k
Blingblingjew6 (5:44:06 PM): no
Blingblingjew6 (5:44:10 PM): lets kiss in a week
Blingblingjew6 (5:44:16 PM): to be aqssertive
IUfan1547 (5:44:34 PM): ok
Blingblingjew6 (5:44:48 PM): waht about tomorrow
IUfan1547 (5:44:58 PM): its a week night
Blingblingjew6 (5:45:03 PM): i no
Blingblingjew6 (5:45:08 PM): we can kiss tomorrow
IUfan1547 (5:45:22 PM): i dc
Blingblingjew6 (5:45:40 PM): plz
IUfan1547 (5:45:52 PM): ok
Blingblingjew6 (5:46:00 PM): paul
IUfan1547 (5:46:06 PM): what
Blingblingjew6 (5:46:13 PM): dont call me k?
IUfan1547 (5:46:17 PM): y
Blingblingjew6 (5:46:21 PM): MY PARENTS L GET SUSPICOUS
IUfan1547 (5:46:32 PM): ok
IUfan1547 (5:46:33 PM): yeah
IUfan1547 (5:46:38 PM): ur talking to ben rnt u
Blingblingjew6 (5:46:42 PM): yeah
IUfan1547 (5:46:48 PM): and hes telling u
Blingblingjew6 (5:46:49 PM): hes funny
IUfan1547 (5:46:54 PM): ok
Blingblingjew6 (5:46:55 PM): he told me u were gonna call
Blingblingjew6 (5:47:21 PM): so wanna kiss online??????????
Blingblingjew6 (5:47:34 PM): :-*
IUfan1547 (5:47:35 PM): no, ur steven
Blingblingjew6 (5:47:38 PM): no?
Blingblingjew6 (5:47:39 PM): huh
IUfan1547 (5:47:40 PM): ben told me
Blingblingjew6 (5:47:42 PM): no
Blingblingjew6 (5:47:43 PM): wtf
Blingblingjew6 (5:47:46 PM): no im nor
IUfan1547 (5:47:51 PM): yes!!!!!!!!
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:05 PM): HUH baseballplayabm is steven
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:12 PM): dude steven wants to go out with me
IUfan1547 (5:48:26 PM): ur a liar steven
IUfan1547 (5:48:29 PM): i hate u
IUfan1547 (5:48:31 PM): forever
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:32 PM): THIS IS LINDSAY
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:34 PM): CALL ME
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:36 PM): FINE
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:40 PM): 6255144
IUfan1547 (5:48:46 PM): it is steven
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:49 PM): STEVENS IS 6255134
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:52 PM): no
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:56 PM): 6255144
Blingblingjew6 (5:48:58 PM): i moved
IUfan1547 (5:48:58 PM): and that is stevens # 5144
Blingblingjew6 (5:49:02 PM): no
IUfan1547 (5:49:05 PM): yes!!!!!!!!!
Blingblingjew6 (5:49:06 PM): hes 5134
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IUfan1547 (5:49:14 PM): i have it on caller id steven
IUfan1547 (5:49:26 PM): i have the phome right in my hand
IUfan1547 (5:49:32 PM): thats ur #
Blingblingjew6 (5:49:32 PM): DUDE JUST CALL ME MY PHONE # CHANGED 3 DAYS AGO
Blingblingjew6 (5:49:42 PM): IT MIGHT B STEVENS
Blingblingjew6 (5:49:45 PM): ok chill
IUfan1547 (5:49:48 PM): ok
Blingblingjew6 (5:49:55 PM): call me
IUfan1547 (5:49:56 PM): yeah, good ides
Blingblingjew6 (5:50:00 PM): 6255144
Blingblingjew6 (5:50:02 PM): huh?
Blingblingjew6 (5:50:05 PM): steven got off
Blingblingjew6 (5:50:09 PM): ben was at steven
Blingblingjew6 (5:50:10 PM): s
Blingblingjew6 (5:50:13 PM): and typing dude
Blingblingjew6 (5:50:17 PM): c i said dudwe
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Blingblingjew6 (5:59:47 PM): LOL
IUfan1547 (6:00:01 PM): im putting u under idiots
Blingblingjew6 (6:00:05 PM): lol
IUfan1547 (6:00:11 PM): until u dig urself out
IUfan1547 (6:00:16 PM): of ur own mess
Blingblingjew6 (6:00:19 PM): lol k

COME HERE IF U HAVE NETHING FUNNY TO SAY
hey for right now im only putting in dumb things that people say so if u have ne1 that has said nething dumb......... copy them and email them to me at steventhebeaven@aol.com


oh yeah and dont make soimething like this up cuz its really gay if u do

roundeye006: the hore luvah
roundeye006: hey whatsup
steventhebeaven: nothin
roundeye006: who is that carebear gurl?
roundeye006: she is cool and i like her but she is like a slut
steventhebeaven: sooooooo u like sluts???
roundeye006: yes steve i love them
HOLD UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL I WAS CRACKING UP
steventhebeaven: i mean your a girl your kidding right
roundeye006:well i dont no

that was the sad remark.............. that poor girl.............lol not really